Flirt of the Year 2019
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shoot arrows with Legolas ~ travel to Neverland with the lost boys ~ discover Atlantis with Milo ~ slap Malfoy with Hermione ~have second breakfast with Merry and Pippin ~ survive the Hunger Games ~ find Mr Darcy ~ see all of time and space with The Doctor ~ attend a feast at the House of Elrond
Knowing all your deepest darkest fantasies and have them meet halfway with mines.
My Obsessions & Desires
soul on soul is my kind of porn.
Soul on soul is my kind of porn and mine is black. Black goes with everything, just like sex. Sex goes with everything.
To quote philosopher Britney Spears "I'm not a girl.not yet a woman".
I'm realistic, but sometimes part of me wants my party dress to burst into flames halfway to the dance floor so I become a Mockingjay. Alright, every part of me wants that to happen.
Tamed, but dance drunk under the moon and wake up naked under the sun is called routine in my book if it's summer and the moon is full. wink wink
Some days I feel so hot I could melt the homes of the polar bears. But I know I wouldn't do that. And even if I did, the polar bears would understand. I'm kidding! The polar bears would be upset.
Did I mention I'm down to earth realistic? Still, Futterwacken with the Mad Hatter on the Fraptious Day would be a pretty cool thing to do.
And yes, I'm so awesome (went to school for it, I got a degree) they put my name in a song. And no, you don't need to start singing that song to me, I don't want us to start on the wrong foot.
When I can't sleep at night I wonder what people who write "u" or "ur" do with their extra time.
Some days I feel extra witchy. I'd sit in front of a salad, asking it to be a doughnut
Now I bow down in front of you, the one that took the time to read all this. I hope you laughed so hard your sombrero fell off and you dropped your taco. I expect applause. I also take tips, you'll know where to leave them.
My Sex Toys
Boss / Secretary, Cowboy/Cowgirl, Pirate/Captive, Student/Teacher
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